calumhemmings:

I can feel you watching even when you’re no where to be seen.

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I can feel you touching even when you’re far away from me.

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trueguidance:

Tbh how do you face ur parents after your honeymoon

They know what you did

The whole world knows what you did

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon is sat next to you at a big family dinner and all the way through they have their hand on your upper thigh

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”