hoodstigram:

transformation tuesday
i love his fetus picture omg
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ademigodgirl:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.